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you're in a f1 team with a beautiful boy and he won't tell you that he loves you even though he's about to completely destroy your childhood friendship and all your boyhood dreams in a desperate and sick final attempt to prove to himself that he can beat you but he loves you
shout out to tewksbury who is one of the most eligible bachelors at a huge party and inspecting the houseplants. iconic
dont think about the implications too much
Kimi Räikkönen, winner of the 2009 Belgian Grand Prix
"why doesn't lewis want to go to ferrari" girl why would ANYONE want to go to ferrari............ have you SEEN their. well. everything.
at least jenson button is still hot
The plan is to get hot within the next 3 years. Move to Europe. Be a fun party guy for a year or so. Then die in some sort of sex accident
the monza f1 livery being dedicated to the le mans win is so quintessentially ferrari they’re like yeah we’re losing 😔 but we’re winning ☝️ but we’re losing 😔 but we’re winning ☝️ but we’re